maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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