READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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