giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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