there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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