Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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