So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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