Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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