Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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