if i can run in heels then i can drive
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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