and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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