It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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