where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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