you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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