Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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