If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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