Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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