I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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