The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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