Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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