I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
My nipple is on Facebook.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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