How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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