I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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