He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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