the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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