office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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