So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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