is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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