It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
