Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
