Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
