the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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