i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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