bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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