She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
