I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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