I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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