Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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