He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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