can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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