You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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