butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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