I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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