her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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