its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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