It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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