don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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