Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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