I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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