At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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