To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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