The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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