The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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