It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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